DEAR DR. GOTT:
I have found the simplest, cheapest and tastiest cure for aging and symptoms of growing older. Simply take two Oreo cookies (regular, not the light ones) and separate them carefully so that all the cream ends up on one half of the cookie. Then take the two cream halves and place one blue M&M on one and a green on the other. Eat the blue M&M cookie before dinner and the green one after.
After a dozen years of this regimen, I feel younger, happier and more satisfied in life. Could this be the fountain of youth?
DEAR READER:
I certainly hope so! My only question to you is, what do you do with the two non-cream covered halves? If I ate those pieces, would the effects be reversed or voided out?
Readers, please let me know what you think of this possible “fountain of youth”. Give it a try and tell me if you feel happier and younger. If it works, we may have found something worthy of scientific study!
Thanks for sharing your positively delicious “remedy” for old age.
About Dr. Gott